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Episode 70- Swashbuttkicking

This episode is brought to you by the phrase, "have at thee". Attacking someone in a swashbuckling manner? Be a sport about it and shout, "have at thee"! Also brought to you by the new phrase, "Blag style stuff". Need to impart the impression of a horrific way for something to die? Just say that there's some "Blag style stuff"! The audience will get it.  

We're also sponsored by Namee's Cleaning Service. Have you recently survived a battle that's created a bit of a mess? Namee's Cleaning Service is here for you! Cleaning so good, you won't even notice what he's actually doing.  

Now, let's get to the swashbuckling! Additional promotional consideration provided by "fire", "prestidigitation", and "gadoosh".

 

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Episode 69- King-a-Ruse

Our notes for this episode description say "Emperor Tor and his entourage arrive at the palace to begin their next heist." But wait, isn't Tor, well, you know? And this guy is way too tall to be Tor. This person also has red skin and horns. Is that Rath? Oh there's a flying miniature T-Rex with him. That's definitely Rath. 

Okay, so "Emperor Tor" and the team's plan here is to use disguises to gain an audience with the King. Considering the very, uhm, interesting attire Blag has chosen, it's a wonder they aren't immediately riddled with arrows by the palace guards. Will they be granted an audience with the King? Are they really going to let the Elk in? And what surprising talent has Rath been hiding from us all? It's time to steal a crown!

 

 

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Episode 68- Compound Problems

Welcome to the Thieves Guild! Discover boutique shopping experiences! Looking for a bespoke, mysterious dark egg? Haggle with the shop keep over the cost of that and a diverse selection of other rare and unique items. Our collection is specially designed to please the most discerning of customers. Even those weird little gnomes.
 
Explore our curated jail! And be sure to get to know the guards while you're there. They are a fun and helpful assortment of ruffians. Just don't ask them for directions. Do you want to look like an obvious tourist? You're a thief. Be cool. 
 
Need to hold a discreet meeting? Or perhaps you just need to repeatedly explain to someone how prestidigitation works? We can't help you with that last one. But we do have several modern amenities available, such as coworking spaces for all your crew's heist planning needs!
 
Just don't go into the North Tunnel. That's not for you.
 
Adventure! Wealth! Fame! Maybe a little betrayal? It can all be yours at the Thieves Guild! 

 

 

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Episode 67- Thieves Guild Stole Our Episode Title

So Namee, with the best of intentions, accidentally led our adventurers into a confrontation with some Thieves Guild guards. But really, it's not his fault. He wanted to honor a fallen friend by doing a little cleaning. How could he have known an unused temple was actually a hidden entrance for a band of scoundrels? If anything, this is on the thieves.

Thanks to Jade's warning, at least the party knows the mess they've stumbled into. And yes, they may have done some snake attacks, and shot a guy in the face with magic. But that's besides the point! As we said before, the Thieves Guild is really at fault due to a lack of adequate signage. Anyway, some hasty plans are made and sloppily executed. Then the team comes at the issue again with some deception of their own. It's time to infiltrate the Thieves Guild! On purpose this time!

 

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Episode 66- Cleaning Out the Temple

 
With the Staff of Pa-La-Di in hand, the Dungeon Master has plans to "wrap"-up this pyramid mission with a quick trip back to town so the adventurers can see a cleric and get their curses removed. And for some, to get their eyeballs back. But Namee doesn't care about the whims of a Dungeon Master. And Namee wants to do something random before calling it a day. And do you know what happens when you take a mundane situation like a visit to town and you add in Namee? Chaos. Chaos is what happens.
 
Will Rath keep the curse of beauty and risk the chance of it backfiring later? Has Kort finally learned the value of a gold coin? And will any of it matter, because Namee is just going to Namee? It's time to do some cleaning! Yes, we said cleaning. Trust us, it's way more ridiculous than it sounds.
 
 

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